my cat just sneezed in the kitchen and it legit sounded like the toaster popping

lmao ppl reblogging that angry menstruation post i s2g if that becomes a popular text post….

staats-feind:

annicron:

WHAT THE FUCK APPARENTLY ONLY HUMANS AND SOME SPECIES OF PRIMATE MENSTRUATE AND ALL OTHER MAMMALS JUST REABSORB THE UTERINE LINING INSTEAD OF EXPELLING IT

I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW THIS IS SO UNFAIR WHY DO HUMANS MENSTRUATE WHAT IS THE EVOLUTIONARY USE OF BLEEDING OUT OF YOUR VAGINA

what? a ton of mammals menstruate

wikipedia tells me only a handful do and the rest have estrous cycles instead of menstrual cycles

i’m no expert on the matter i’m just readin wikipedia here

bombermoth replied to your post: periods are literally THE worst thing …

ask your doctor about one of these implants, there’s a low chance of it making things worse, but just even lighter periods are preferable. Minimal cramps too!

how’s that thinger working out for you??

honestly idk if there’d even be a point in me getting one of those, cause my periods and cramps aren’t even that bad (just annoying), and obviously no need for the contraceptive side, so it could wind up being pretty pointless 4 me

i know there’s a chance of it stopping periods completely (which i would LOVE) but the chance of that happening is pretty low iirc?? so idk if it’s worth bothering

I don’t know the full explanation, but it’s apparently because humans are fertile year-round and not just in a particular season.

yeah but that doesn’t make it any better

like why can’t we just reabsorb the uterine lining every month???? how and why is expelling it more useful??? someone sciencey explain this and there better be a dam good reason behind this because otherwise evolution is a sham

periods are literally THE worst thing and the only thing i h8 about being a woman

fucking fuck this shit 

WHAT THE FUCK APPARENTLY ONLY HUMANS AND SOME SPECIES OF PRIMATE MENSTRUATE AND ALL OTHER MAMMALS JUST REABSORB THE UTERINE LINING INSTEAD OF EXPELLING IT

I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW THIS IS SO UNFAIR WHY DO HUMANS MENSTRUATE WHAT IS THE EVOLUTIONARY USE OF BLEEDING OUT OF YOUR VAGINA

HOLY SHIT YES IT’S GONNA BE 20+ DEGREES THIS WEEKEND/BEGINNIGN OF NEXT WEEK

PRAISE THE LOOOOORD

still trying to temrer